Dec. 9th, 2012

herumtreiber: (sun & lion)
Here is a succinct and pictorial review of Breaking Dawn part 2 which contains spoilers. Warning for Bellas... and all those who love her are advised not to open this.






Bella wins the hearts of the viewers by protecting Bambi


Bambi, why didn't you kick her up the... ?


Bella loves the letter 'e' and goes berserk when people don't use it.
Dearest Bella: I am not amused. At all. It would seem great white sharks, wendigos and zombies are not enough for you, so prepare yourself.

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The Cullens give Kristen Stewart acting lessons, in which they fail miserably.

zombie!Bella is canon
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The Volturi are evil because they are doing their duty.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/herumtreiber/33508470/197604/197604_original.jpg

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Alice attires herself superbly for battle.

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/herumtreiber/33508470/196987/196987_original.jpg

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Edward reveals hidden incestual tendencies


Sonny and Ched

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Spoilers for the deleted final scene: * Benjamin shows up at the meadow. Enraged at Bella, he causes a chasm in the earth into which the pointy, whey-faced wisp of a trampire falls screaming to her fiery death. Edward seeks succor in Jake. Renesmee goes to Scotland in search of her real father, the Loch Ness monster (turns out the Monster was taking his summer vacation at a resort off the coast of Brazil, where he met Bella. One thing led to another and that is why Bella got so mad at Jacob; unwittingly, the wolf stumbled upon the truth) Note: The imprint fails when it deals with monsters' daughters (by monster, I don't mean Scottish Nessie)*

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herumtreiber: (blondie!Draco)
Title: The Solstice curse 9/25
Author: herumtreiber
Word Count: 1,074
Rating: R this part
Prompt: Day 9 traditional - mistletoe
Warning: Humor, snogging and barely SFW manip
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Author's Notes: This is for slythindor100 's Christmas challenge picture prompts. Sequel of Part onePart twoPart three, Part fourPart five, Part six, Part seven & Part eight



The solstice curse 9/25 )




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