I tried to do what Meyer does so well, where everyone waxes enthusiastic about The BellaTM
I'm afraid it didn't work :(
Here's a snippet. Warning for coarse language.
I glared at Edward. "You were really mad."
He shrugged guiltily. "You hurt my Singer, Jacob. I was still under her thrall."
I sipped the cola and then lowered the can, pressing its coldness against my bicep while I nodded, accepting his apology. "I understand, Edward. I went berserk when Paul phased and threatened her."
Emmett snorted and gazed sideways at us, glaring at a point between Ed and me. "You two were deluded fools, pining for that bitch. Paul should've snapped her bony ass in half."
The powers of The BellaTM may seem awesome, but I have prepared something for her, carefully hinted at here.