100 things... Bella quotes

[herumtreiber]

So I'm writing a short fic and wanted to be sympathetic to Bella. I looked up some Bella quotes... suffice it to say it made writing the last paragraph of the fic a very satisfying experience.

Here are a few of the quotes with my commentary:

1. I’ll be there. And I’ll hate every minute of it. Promise.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 12, p.268

Kudos, Bella. You've just read my thoughts about Breaking Dawn, part 2!

2. It was stupid to want to go hang out with a bunch of big idiot wolf-boys right now when there was so much that was frightening and unexplained going on. Of course, that was exactly why I wanted to go. I wanted to escape the death threats, for just a few hours… to be the less-mature, more-reckless Bella who could laugh it off with Jacob, if only briefly.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 10, p.231

Nice to know how you really feel about the guys who protect you day and night, you ungrateful $%#$#!

3. I’m not that girl, Edward. The one who gets married right out of high school like some small-town hick who got knocked up by her boyfriend!
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 12, p.275

Well, seeing how Breaking dawn turned out... you are that kind of girl, Bella.

4. We would win, but we would lose. Some wouldn’t survive.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.309

Very profound, Bella, as deep as you.

5. Stupid, thieving, annoying vampire!
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 16, p.347

Nice to know how you feel after watching yourself in Breaking Dawn 2!

6. Yes. I should save my energy to torment Jacob some more. I wouldn’t want to leave any part of him unharmed.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 23, p.515

Bella, you and your daughter did that job perfectly.

7. I can’t wait to see what Edward does to you! I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 15, p.332

This after the guy saved your life multiple times, ungrateful $#$#$#!

Comments

[herumtreiber.livejournal.com]

Someone should tour the city with her in that yellow bus and chuck her out the window into the river!!

I didn't post the worst ones, where she moans about how hateful she is... only to keep tormenting Jacob!!!!!

Let's say that I wrote a mirror image of some situations in New Moon. It might seem like she will be happy, but as they say... karma is a b.... and Bella finds out firsthand!!!!

[vanashta.livejournal.com]

Well you can see what I want to happen to her in my icon above!!!!!!!:DDD
But I could be happy with your suggestion as well,..if she was wearing concrete boots!!!

Fenrir Grayback where are you when we need you!:)


Can't wait!

[herumtreiber.livejournal.com]

Poor river! It hasn't done anything and the pollution would wreak havoc with the fishes!! :DD

Fenrir it's just the werewolf for the task. Let's see Bella pulling one of her stupid faces in front of him! :DD

It might seem like my evil twin wrote the fic, but just wait till the end!! :DDDDD