herumtreiber

Title: Wrench
Author:

herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Jacob/Edward
Word count: 260
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does. Nor do I make any money from this writing.

The nut on the carburetor was stuck. I needed to replace the damned gasket but however much I tried, the nut wouldn’t yield.

I shook my head as sweat drops slid down my forehead. Sure, I could use my shifter’s strength, but last time I did the wrench slid from my grasp, damaging the brake hose. Money was too tight to spend it buying hose.

“I could buy you pantyhose.” Edward’s smooth voice startled me.

I jumped and hit my head on the hood, dropping the wrench.

Rubbing my achy head, I turned to glare at the leech. “How many times have I told you not to startle me?”

Edward smirked, making me want to wipe it off his face by hitting him, or a kiss.

“Sorry, Jake. I thought you said your wolf senses were superior to mine and therefore I couldn’t sneak up on you?”

God, I wanted so to wipe that sneer off his face!

I lifted the cleaning rag I’d been using to clean my Rabbit. “Hard to sense your awful smell when I’ve got my nose next to this.”

Before my vampire could answer, I grabbed his face with my hands, leaving oily smudges on those pale cheeks.

“What the hell, Jake?”

I didn’t answer; instead I licked the greasy stain that marred the corner of his perfect lips. Edward moaned.

Pointing to the open door of the Rabbit, I wiggled my eyebrows. “Wanna have car sex?”

My leech growled as I manhandled him towards the backseat. The smirk had finally disappeared from Edward’s handsome face.