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Merry Christmas!
Dec. 25th, 2012 10:49 amMerry Christmas!
(It's hard to resist the temptation to put Santa hats on everyone)
(It's hard to resist the temptation to put Santa hats on everyone)
100 things... Breaking Dawn 2 review
Dec. 9th, 2012 12:34 pmHere is a succinct and pictorial review of Breaking Dawn part 2 which contains spoilers. Warning for Bellas... and all those who love her are advised not to open this.
Bella wins the hearts of the viewers by protecting Bambi
Bambi, why didn't you kick her up the... ?
Bella loves the letter 'e' and goes berserk when people don't use it.
--
The Cullens give Kristen Stewart acting lessons, in which they fail miserably.
The Volturi are evil because they are doing their duty.
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Alice attires herself superbly for battle.
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Edward reveals hidden incestual tendencies
Sonny and Ched
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Spoilers for the deleted final scene: * Benjamin shows up at the meadow. Enraged at Bella, he causes a chasm in the earth into which the pointy, whey-faced wisp of a trampire falls screaming to her fiery death. Edward seeks succor in Jake. Renesmee goes to Scotland in search of her real father, the Loch Ness monster (turns out the Monster was taking his summer vacation at a resort off the coast of Brazil, where he met Bella. One thing led to another and that is why Bella got so mad at Jacob; unwittingly, the wolf stumbled upon the truth) Note: The imprint fails when it deals with monsters' daughters (by monster, I don't mean Scottish Nessie)*
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Bella wins the hearts of the viewers by protecting Bambi
Bambi, why didn't you kick her up the... ?
Bella loves the letter 'e' and goes berserk when people don't use it.
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Dearest Bella: I am not amused. At all. It would seem great white sharks, wendigos and zombies are not enough for you, so prepare yourself.
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The Cullens give Kristen Stewart acting lessons, in which they fail miserably.
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zombie!Bella is canon
--The Volturi are evil because they are doing their duty.
--
Alice attires herself superbly for battle.
--
Edward reveals hidden incestual tendencies
Sonny and Ched
--
Spoilers for the deleted final scene: * Benjamin shows up at the meadow. Enraged at Bella, he causes a chasm in the earth into which the pointy, whey-faced wisp of a trampire falls screaming to her fiery death. Edward seeks succor in Jake. Renesmee goes to Scotland in search of her real father, the Loch Ness monster (turns out the Monster was taking his summer vacation at a resort off the coast of Brazil, where he met Bella. One thing led to another and that is why Bella got so mad at Jacob; unwittingly, the wolf stumbled upon the truth) Note: The imprint fails when it deals with monsters' daughters (by monster, I don't mean Scottish Nessie)*
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Title: The call
Author:
herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Jacob/Edward, Jacob/Bella
Word count: ~2,397
Warnings: Angst, unhappy ending for one of the three, cursing. SFW manip with bare chests.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: After Edward leaves Forks, it is Bella who takes care of Jacob, but feelings reassert themselves.
( The call )
Author:
herumtreiberRating: PG-13
Pairings: Jacob/Edward, Jacob/Bella
Word count: ~2,397
Warnings: Angst, unhappy ending for one of the three, cursing. SFW manip with bare chests.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: After Edward leaves Forks, it is Bella who takes care of Jacob, but feelings reassert themselves.
( The call )
Twilight manip: Lighthouse variations
Oct. 13th, 2012 07:22 amTitle: Lighthouse variations
Author:![[info]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/645e27cdd7f5/936704-259213/l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/16)
herumtreiber
Characters: Jacob/Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
( Image-heavy post )
Author:
Characters: Jacob/Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
( Image-heavy post )
Ghost Road - Chapter seventeen
Oct. 8th, 2012 08:53 amTitle: Ghost Road
Chapter seventeen: The Two Spirit
Author:
herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some angst
Characters: Jacob/Edward,Jared, Paul, Leah, Seth, Quil, Embry, Carlisle
Chapter length: -5,703 words
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake handles the pack as new problems arise.
Table of contents
( The Two Spirit )
Chapter seventeen: The Two Spirit
Author:
herumtreiberRating: PG-13
Warnings: Some angst
Characters: Jacob/Edward,Jared, Paul, Leah, Seth, Quil, Embry, Carlisle
Chapter length: -5,703 words
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake handles the pack as new problems arise.
Table of contents
( The Two Spirit )
Twilight manip: Going home
Oct. 5th, 2012 07:23 amTitle: Going home
Author:![[info]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/645e27cdd7f5/936704-257598/l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/16)
herumtreiber
Characters: Jacob/Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Jake goes home with someone, but this time it's the correct person.
( See more... )
Author:
Characters: Jacob/Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Jake goes home with someone, but this time it's the correct person.
( See more... )
Twilight manip: Jake goes to the movies
Oct. 2nd, 2012 02:48 pmTitle: Jake goes to the movies
Author:![[info]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/645e27cdd7f5/936704-257001/l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/16)
herumtreiber
Characters: Jake, Mike, Bella, and incognito!Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Bella!bashing, humor, preslash
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Jake, Mike and Bella watch Dawn of the Dead. Jake has an insight which is shared by other people.
( See more... )
Author:
Characters: Jake, Mike, Bella, and incognito!Edward
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Bella!bashing, humor, preslash
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Jake, Mike and Bella watch Dawn of the Dead. Jake has an insight which is shared by other people.
( See more... )
Twilight manip: Present and future days
Sep. 28th, 2012 08:32 amTitle: Present and future days
Author:![[info]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/645e27cdd7f5/936704-255861/l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/16)
herumtreiber
Characters: Edward/Jacob
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Time travel, alternate realities
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
( Image-heavy SFW )
Author:
Characters: Edward/Jacob
Fanart: Manip
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Time travel, alternate realities
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
( Image-heavy SFW )
Ghost Road - Chapter sixteen
Sep. 21st, 2012 07:38 amTitle: Ghost Road
Chapter sixteen: The Alpha
Author:herumtreiber
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rough sex, rimming
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Sam, Paul, Leah, Seth, Rosalie
Chapter length: -6,592
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake's recovery is almost complete.
Table of contents
( The Alpha )
Chapter sixteen: The Alpha
Author:
herumtreiberRating: NC-17
Warnings: Rough sex, rimming
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Sam, Paul, Leah, Seth, Rosalie
Chapter length: -6,592
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake's recovery is almost complete.
Table of contents
( The Alpha )
Happy Birthday, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lijahlover!!
Sep. 18th, 2012 06:17 amYou taught me how to cook a dish and you've shown me cool videos; we've also shared laughter and tears. Today I wish you a happy celebration with your family and a great year!!
These guys paused from their heated Quidditch competition to send their wishes: )
These guys paused from their heated Quidditch competition to send their wishes: )
*hugs close*
100 things... Jakeward manip
Sep. 14th, 2012 12:11 pmSince I was making an icon, I decided to make a Jakeward manip too:
Warning: Smoking hot Edward and laughing Jake :)
( SFW manip... )
Warning: Smoking hot Edward and laughing Jake :)
( SFW manip... )
Ghost Road - Chapter fifteen
Sep. 4th, 2012 07:42 amTitle: Ghost Road
Chapter fifteen: The Ghost Road
Author:herumtreiber
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie
Chapter length: -6,890
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake wakes up and notices some differences.
Table of contents
( The Ghost Road )
Chapter fifteen: The Ghost Road
Author:
herumtreiberRating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie
Chapter length: -6,890
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit
Summary: Jake wakes up and notices some differences.
Table of contents
( The Ghost Road )
Ghost Road - Chapter thirteen
Aug. 15th, 2012 08:27 amTitle: Ghost Road
Chapter thirteen: The crossroads
Author:![[info]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/1262ab9d4de6/936704-243118/l-files.livejournal.net/userhead/16?v=1282818667)
herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, Emmett, Paul, Leah
Chapter length: ~4,211
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Edward faces a tough choice.
Table of contents
( The crossroads )
Chapter thirteen: The crossroads
Author:
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst
Characters: Jacob/Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, Emmett, Paul, Leah
Chapter length: ~4,211
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: Edward faces a tough choice.
Table of contents
( The crossroads )
