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Title: Trouble with potions
Author:

herumtreiber
Fandoms: Crossover HP/Twilight
Characters: Snape, Bella, offscreen Jake/Edward, and Neville
Word Count: 305
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Humor and violence
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and S. Meyer own them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Bella takes potions class. Snape is not amused. At all.
Author's notes: This is for

wirrrn and

vanashta

( Severus sneered... )

Current Music: Spectrum, Florence + The Machine

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Current Music: Spectrum, Florence + The Machine

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Current Music: Do kannst zaubere, W. Niedecken

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Current Music: wanted dead or alive, Bon Jovi

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Current Music: I believe, Blessid Union of Souls

Title: Hazy reveries
Author:

herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Draco/Harry, Luna, McGonagall, Pansy, Blaise
Word count: 680
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: During their last ever Hogwarts game, Harry and Draco chase the Snitch. Really.
Notes: This is part of a series of drabbles I'm writing using songs as inspiration; this one from Gabriel's oboe by Ennio Morricone

( Hazy reveries )

Current Music: Gabriel's oboe, Yo-Yo Ma

Title: The Union of Snake and Lion
Author:

herumtreiber
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Draco/Harry
Word count: 403
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Will their union take place? Some wizards doubt it.
Notes: For JMDC#78 'Five more minutes.' Also part of a series of drabbles I'm writing using songs as inspiration; this one from Bach's Cantata BWV 147.6

( The union of Snake and Lion )

Current Music: Herz und Mund und Tat und Leben, Bach

Title: The adopted cats
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry, Padma, Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~1,605
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Draco wants to get a cat.
Notes: For

harry_draco_cat 's June prompt: adopt a cat month; and

hd_fluff's prompt, Draco's birthday.

( The adopted cats )

Current Mood: mellow
Current Music: Rock this town, Stray Cats

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Current Music: dreams, the cranberries

but not of celestial sex :D

Sure, there will be a 'great sky show,' as the experts so delicately put it. I just hope MPreg doesn't really stand for Moonpreg. *worries*

That must be why Venus and Mars have the astrological signs they do, those naughty planets :)

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: The power of love, Huey Lewis and the News

Title: The Teddynator
Author:

herumtreiber
Team: Aurors
Characters: Draco/Harry, Teddy, Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Word count: 100x6
Challenge: #250 - why.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Teddy and Draco show their Black side. Harry is amused. Hermione isn't.
Notes: The sequel to The godfather, The godfather, part II, The Serpent King, The godmother, part 1, The godmother, part II and My father is a ferret!
For

dracoharry100

( The Teddynator )

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Music: Terminator 2 theme, John Williams

Title: Draco's cat through and through
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry, Pansy, Crookshanks
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~1,380
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Harry, Draco, and a catfight. Who could ask for more?
Notes: Sequel to The Gryffindor cat. Written for JMDC #74. "We have to talk."

( Draco's cat through and through )

Current Mood: optimistic
Current Music: Stranger in paradise, Tony Bennett

Title: The Godmother, part II
Author:

herumtreiber
Team: Aurors
Characters: Draco/Harry, Narcissa, Andromeda, Teddy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Word count: 100x5
Challenge: #248 - where
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns them, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Narcissa watches the Godfather.
Notes: The sequel to The godfather, The godfather, part II, The Serpent King and The godmother, part 1
For

dracoharry100

( The godmother, part II )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Kiss from a rose, Seal

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Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Shouldn't have loved, Azure Ray

Title: Matchmaking twins
Chapter: Confrontation with Lucius
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry, Fred, George, Lucius, Narcissa, Pansy
Word count: ~1,594
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Established relationship, Mpreg, *Conniving!Lucius and Ginny, flangst, though with the twins who knows...*
Disclaimer: They belong to JK Rowling, not me. This is for mischief's sake, not profit.
Summary: Harry and Draco's relationship takes a new turn when a certain charm fails and Lucius mistakes Draco's intent. The twins will do their part to try to set things right. Lucius gets his comeuppance.

First chapter: The mistake

( Confrontation with Lucius )

Current Music: Writing, Elton John

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Current Music: Pange lingua, Mocedades

Title: The wonderful news
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry, Lucius, Narcissa
Word count: ~2,007
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mpreg
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or related characters. I don't make money from this story.
Summary: Harry and Draco receive wonderful news.
Notes: For

harrydracompreg's prompt #17, choosing a prenatal mediwizard.

( The wonderful news )

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Location: Vía Láctea
Current Music: Baby what a big surprise, Chicago

Title: Drapple
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Warnings: * Humour, Animagus*
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or related characters. I don't make money from writing these stories.
Summary: In his Eighth Year, a snarky snake follows Harry around.
Notes: For

vlorahp's prompt in January's

hd_commentfest; and JMDC's Challenge #71, promise.

( Table of contents )

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Music: Hold me, Fleetwood Mac

Title: Drapple - 3
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry
Word count: ~1,460
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: * Humour, Animagus*
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or related characters. I don't make money from writing these stories.
Summary: Drapple meets McGonagall as sparks and scales fly.

Table of contents

( Drapple part three )

Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Some cats know, Liza Minnelli

Title: Drapple - 2
Author:

herumtreiber
Characters: Draco/Harry
Word count: ~1,524
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: * Humour, Animagus*
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or related characters. I don't make money from writing these stories.
Summary: The snake's love affair with apples continues, to Harry's chagrin.
Notes: For

vlorahp's prompt in January's

hd_commentfest.

Table of contents

( Part two... )

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Cantate BWV 94, Bach

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Entries tagged with humor

Crossover: Trouble with potions

The interview

Pondering the panda, part 2

Pondering the panda

Rings of defiance

Hazy reveries

The union of Snake and Lion

The adopted cats

The cursed comics of Limericks

I had heard of celestial mechanics...

The Teddynator

Draco's cat through and through

The godmother, part II

The cursed book of haikus

Matchmaking twins - part 2

The YTITSAHC belt

The wonderful news

Drapple - Table of contents

Drapple - part three

Drapple - part two

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