100 things... Breaking Dawn 2 review
Dec. 9th, 2012 12:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
herumtreiberHere is a succinct and pictorial review of Breaking Dawn part 2 which contains spoilers. Warning for Bellas... and all those who love her are advised not to open this.
Bella wins the hearts of the viewers by protecting Bambi
Bambi, why didn't you kick her up the... ?
Bella loves the letter 'e' and goes berserk when people don't use it.
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The Cullens give Kristen Stewart acting lessons, in which they fail miserably.
The Volturi are evil because they are doing their duty.
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Alice attires herself superbly for battle.
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Edward reveals hidden incestual tendencies
Sonny and Ched
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Spoilers for the deleted final scene: * Benjamin shows up at the meadow. Enraged at Bella, he causes a chasm in the earth into which the pointy, whey-faced wisp of a trampire falls screaming to her fiery death. Edward seeks succor in Jake. Renesmee goes to Scotland in search of her real father, the Loch Ness monster (turns out the Monster was taking his summer vacation at a resort off the coast of Brazil, where he met Bella. One thing led to another and that is why Bella got so mad at Jacob; unwittingly, the wolf stumbled upon the truth) Note: The imprint fails when it deals with monsters' daughters (by monster, I don't mean Scottish Nessie)*
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Bella wins the hearts of the viewers by protecting Bambi
Bambi, why didn't you kick her up the... ?
Bella loves the letter 'e' and goes berserk when people don't use it.
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Dearest Bella: I am not amused. At all. It would seem great white sharks, wendigos and zombies are not enough for you, so prepare yourself.
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The Cullens give Kristen Stewart acting lessons, in which they fail miserably.
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zombie!Bella is canon
--The Volturi are evil because they are doing their duty.
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Alice attires herself superbly for battle.
--
Edward reveals hidden incestual tendencies
Sonny and Ched
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Spoilers for the deleted final scene: * Benjamin shows up at the meadow. Enraged at Bella, he causes a chasm in the earth into which the pointy, whey-faced wisp of a trampire falls screaming to her fiery death. Edward seeks succor in Jake. Renesmee goes to Scotland in search of her real father, the Loch Ness monster (turns out the Monster was taking his summer vacation at a resort off the coast of Brazil, where he met Bella. One thing led to another and that is why Bella got so mad at Jacob; unwittingly, the wolf stumbled upon the truth) Note: The imprint fails when it deals with monsters' daughters (by monster, I don't mean Scottish Nessie)*
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Date: 2012-12-10 02:56 am (UTC)It's not their fault, but macro-Bella's as she writes about Bella and micro-Bella.
She did because she's high-society, don't you know? had to name her kid with a French-sounding name she made up, disregarding French grammar.
That merits closer inspection and to be stared at long and hard!! ;DDDDD